Hiatus Until Further Notice
because apparently I’m being avoided because people seem to think all I want is smut now. All I wanted was some normal rp and no one seems to believe me. so farewell.
On Tulips
Craig just furrowed his eyebrows at the alien, confused. “I never had a tulip. You are talking nonsense… unless you mean something besides the flower?”
“Tulip is the male sexual organ of my species, It is funny because you just said you had no male sexual organ. But since I know you have one having fixed it that one time, and seeing it in action that other time, it is funny to see you claim to not have one!” Pulsara explains.
“Rest assured I do not mean the same thing you do. The tulip in your species would be the penis in the species I replicate. And to us, a tulip simply refers to a perennial, bulbous plant with showy flowers in the genus Tulipa. In some cases it is used as a slang term for the female vulva.”
“Right right you call your male genitals ‘Penis’, I had forgotten this earth term. Come to think of it I need to check my handy work sometime, make sure nothing’s coming loose and what not. When would be a good time for that?” Pulsara asks, a holographic day planner appearing on her left forearm, her right hand preparing to enter in information. “I’m free pretty much whenever, I could even do it now if you’d like”
On Tulips
Craig just furrowed his eyebrows at the alien, confused. “I never had a tulip. You are talking nonsense… unless you mean something besides the flower?”
“Tulip is the male sexual organ of my species, It is funny because you just said you had no male sexual organ. But since I know you have one having fixed it that one time, and seeing it in action that other time, it is funny to see you claim to not have one!” Pulsara explains.
adventuringandroid asked: Blue, Naughty, Unite, Zoo
Blue: I assume you want a Earth song for this, Crave you by Adventure Club it’s groove get me going but isn’t too happy for when I’m down.
Naughty: My parents disapproved of me joining the space marines, of me entangling with Quasara, and probably anything else I do, I’ve pretty much written them out of my life at this point.
Unite: I support ridding the universe of the Redark menace! Morglexes! Excuse my language.. i do not like those insectiods.
Zoo: My Favorite Animal is the Jargelix, it’s a avian species that resembles your earth toucan only mostly white with a rainbow chest pattern and three eyes.
omg ask these please they're so cute.
- Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
- Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
- Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
- English: How many languages can you speak?
- Fear: Tell us three fears.
- Game: What was the last board game you played?
- Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
- Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
- Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
- Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
- Love: Do you believe in marriage?
- Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
- Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
- Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
- Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
- Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
- Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
- Star-sign: When's your birthday?
- Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
- Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
- Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
- Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
- Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
- Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
jackrattmann asked: ✖
Jack is an engineer, who thought it a good idea to reach for his gun as a first course of action. He did however change his mind and resolve the issue peacefully which made Pulsara happy and a little annoyed as she is a little trigger happy herself and being forcibly retired to guard earth is a dull job for an Ex-spacemarine. This makes him a ‘Shiptarx’ meaning ‘Gun Tease’ in Xarcorian. after the chance of combat had diminished Pulsara learned that Jack had his eyes on getting entangled with an unknown female of his species. This made Pulsara both happy and sad as she loves love stories, even if her own ended with tragedy. She got depressed thinking about it and went back to her ship to drink eggnog, and the two have yet to meet again. She wishes him luck in his entanglement quest.
Pulsara and the Prom flyer
“Because I’m not a robot? Or an android? Being a cyborg means I’m part human too. I do have SOME organics left…although none of my major functions are organic…” Jack explained to her. Jack’s face held one of indifference. He didn’t care for this prom thing. Probably because it meant he wouldn’t be able to do any science. Ever since his battles with GLaDOS and becoming a cyborg, he had been turning to science to help him cope. There was also the loss of his best friend. That wasn’t helping matters.
“Besides that,” he continued, “there’s only one person who I could even think about asking to this thing, and I doubt she would even go with me. Mostly because I’ve been decrying this thing ever since the fliers showed up.”
“It is hard to tell emotions on you earthlings, no antennae. but judging by your voice you in different, this lady of yours she would be more excited? Maybe you should ask her, make her happy!” Pulsara shrugs, “I am no relationship expert, could say I’m bad luck. Most of my kind do not have so many piercings.” She says obviously the piercings have some kind of significance to her race. “But if you have a shot at entangling with someone you should take it! My entangled is gone but i do not regret the time we had.” Pulsara becomes very distant, her antennae droop in sorrow, her eyes dim. “I shouldn’t be so excited I’m not going to get an earth date, mating season showed me that much.”
Jack let out a groan. Here he was, getting relationship advice from an alien. Judging from the context clues and the way her antenna drooped at the mention of it, Jack assumed that “entangled” meant significant other. Poor girl probably lost her…whatever…somewhere down the line.
“Well, hey, keep trying. Ya never know who you’ll find. Aperture is a big place after all. I would make a suggestion, but, I don’t really know any single people here in Aperture. Besides myself and the girl I’m gonna ask to this…prom thing.”
“I will keep looking, But for now i require eggnog!” her eyes brighten though her antennae stay drooping, “We will meet again Jack.” she waves as she disappears in a dazzling display of light, no doubt being beamed on to her ship.
(via jackrattmann)
Pulsara and the Prom flyer
“Sounds like Shorux with less orgy and more being dressed. Punch and snacks are good though! maybe I will go to earth event! have earth snacks! bring Earth date! Get Earth Lucky!” an excited grin covers Pulsara’s face, “Need earth date…All the robots are paired up, know from robot mating season…. hmmmm…. need earth dress too! fancy one! Orange!” she jumps up and down excitedly in her orange jumpsuit.
“Um, oookaaay. Yeah. I’m not going to this thing. In fact, I don’t even know if this is an actual thing or just a routine left over in a robot that is going around posting these,” Jack said, watching Pulsara jump up and down while getting excited.
“Hell, I wasn’t even aware the androids and robots around here had a mating season…I’ll have to ask Logic about that, he would know…”
At least this alien was friendly, which was a plus for him. That would make four friendly aliens he knew…and a list a mile long of aliens that weren’t so friendly.
“It has got to be a thing, I haven’t seen posters in aperture before referring to anything other then a bring your daughter to work day, and, and it looks recently edited and maybe the robots are throwing a prom. a robot prom! why wouldn’t they be? how come you aren’t excited?” she tilts her head examining the cyborg’s expression for clues.
“Because I’m not a robot? Or an android? Being a cyborg means I’m part human too. I do have SOME organics left…although none of my major functions are organic…” Jack explained to her. Jack’s face held one of indifference. He didn’t care for this prom thing. Probably because it meant he wouldn’t be able to do any science. Ever since his battles with GLaDOS and becoming a cyborg, he had been turning to science to help him cope. There was also the loss of his best friend. That wasn’t helping matters.
“Besides that,” he continued, “there’s only one person who I could even think about asking to this thing, and I doubt she would even go with me. Mostly because I’ve been decrying this thing ever since the fliers showed up.”
“It is hard to tell emotions on you earthlings, no antennae. but judging by your voice you in different, this lady of yours she would be more excited? Maybe you should ask her, make her happy!” Pulsara shrugs, “I am no relationship expert, could say I’m bad luck. Most of my kind do not have so many piercings.” She says obviously the piercings have some kind of significance to her race. “But if you have a shot at entangling with someone you should take it! My entangled is gone but i do not regret the time we had.” Pulsara becomes very distant, her antennae droop in sorrow, her eyes dim. “I shouldn’t be so excited I’m not going to get an earth date, mating season showed me that much.”
(via jackrattmann)
